A dialogue between Kelly Beutler and Jesus Christ as he watches Olympic Beach Volleyball:
Kelly: Wow! Those perfectly fit women are hardly wearing anything!
Jesus Christ: Those women are hardly wearing anything.
Kelly: Yeah, Jesus, but...look! Those girls are wearing shirts!
Jesus: They aren't wearing any pants.
Kelly (every cell in his body straining to watch): I can't be watching this.
Jesus: You can't be watching this.
Kelly (stalling for time): Well...I'll leave the room and come back...
Jesus: You don't need to come back.
Kelly: But I might miss something good!
Jesus: It's not that important.
Kelly (still stalling): Yeah, but look at their technique! Their skill!
Jesus: You know this is wrong. I said so.
Kelly (to himself): Well, it's not like Jesus is really here.
Jesus: I'm really here.
Kelly: Ohhhh kaaaayyyyy, I'll leave and watch again tomorrow. Maybe that skiing shooting kinda thing will be on.
Jesus (sighing): Kelly, that's a WINTER sport.
Dad, listen to Jesus. Turn off the beach volleyball. And watch something pious, like an Amish romance movie. Those are really great. Everybody loves them. Love, Laura.
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